The Ultimate “Other Side”

One time I was on a farm.

There was a chicken in the road, dead. It had been run over.

I asked the farmer if he was concerned that he had just lost one of his chickens.

He said, “That’s just what happens. It’s the price we pay for raising free range chickens.”

I don’t understand animal rights.

6 YEAR OLD HIGHLIGHT. JUST STFU AND ENJOY.

uh-apple.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

“The only thing worse than being Marion Hawthorn,

is wanting to be Marion Hawthorn.”

I’ll whoop you in Road Rash…whoop you.

Just last night I was reminded of,
Just how bad it had gotten,
And just how sick,
I had become.
But it could change,
With this relationship.
De-derange,
We’ve all been through some shit.
And if one thing,
I think this things begun.

Oh tell me now,
What do I have to do,
To prove my love to you?

Special favors come in 31 flavors.
We’re out of mints,
Pass the Lifesavers.
I’m droppin’ hints.
Candy for candy-coated tongue.
You’d be so good,
So very good for me.
What do you think?
Tell me honestly.
I’m w-w-wait
W-w-waitin’ for you to come.

Oh tell me now,
What do I have to do,
To prove my love to you?

Third verse,
Same as the first…

Just last night I was reminded of,
Just how bad it had gotten,
And just how sick,
I had become.
But it could change,
With this relationship.
De-derange,
We’ve all been through some shit.
And if one thing,
I think this things begun.

Oh tell me now,
What do I have to do?

I’d do it all for you.

Prove My Love

Violent Femmes

“That’s actually hilarious.”

THIS IS MY FUCKIN’ ESPN RIGHT NOW…

-_-

Posted on April 17, 2012